Birchbox Fail

Just returned from grueling bikram yoga and was all excited about picking up my delivery... BUT:

USPS.com says the package was delivered. My mailbox is empty, and my doorman swears he has nothing. So sad. As this is a new company, they don't have 24-hr round the clock service. Thus, it'll be Monday before I have any further updates. Seriously, what a bummer. SIGH. I guess this just means I shall have to drink myself into a dazed stupor tonight to alleviate the pain. ;3

Some adage about giveth/taketh away is appropriate right now, but I am terrible at them.